October 2011
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http://blackboardsinporn.blogspot.com/ →
Someone took freezeframes from naughty schoolgirl porn and analyzed whatever was on the blackboard. Half a dozen posts and Fark picks it up. Clearly, if I want attention I need to produce something mildly dirty and slightly amusing.
Which Nobel Prize Should You Try To Win?
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Which Nobel Prize Should You Try To Win?
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September 2011
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“Any story that begins with a cancerous giraffe stamping on the genitals of its...”
– ~ Russell Davies
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“No one can feel so hopeless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”
– ~ Kin Hubbard
“I don’t believe in God. I believe in cashmere.”
– ~ Fran Lebowitz
“Virtue knows to a farthing what it has lost by not being vice,”
– ~ Horace Walpole
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“Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved...”
– Maurice Sendak (via bobulate)
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“Hora aderat briligi. Nunc et Slythæia Tova
Plurima gyrabant gymbolitare vabo;...”
– ~ Hassard Dodgson, translation of Lewis Carroll
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“You’re allowed to believe in a god. You’re allowed to believe unicorns live in...”
– Matthew Schultz (via theperplexedobserver)
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“…In reality I did not go to the monastery to become an ascetic, but to gather...”
– Nikos Kazantzakis, The Fratricides (Thank you, touba)
“I’m just going to get a nine-day head start on this. Without even seeing...”
“To forget one’s purpose is the commonest form of stupidity.”
– ~ Nietzsche
