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Someone took freezeframes from naughty schoolgirl porn and analyzed whatever was on the blackboard.  Half a dozen posts and Fark picks it up.  Clearly, if I want attention I need to produce something mildly dirty and slightly amusing.

An erotic poem written by Frederick the Great (the decidedly unerotic looking fellow in the painting) has turned up.  Thank god Freddy didn’t try to make a career of it.

An erotic poem written by Frederick the Great (the decidedly unerotic looking fellow in the painting) has turned up.  Thank god Freddy didn’t try to make a career of it.

Any story that begins with a cancerous giraffe stamping on the genitals of its keeper must surely be marked high for cliche avoidance.

— ~ Russell Davies

No one can feel so hopeless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

—~ Kin Hubbard

~ The Desert Inn, 1950

~ The Desert Inn, 1950

~ St. Basil Cathedral, Russia

~ St. Basil Cathedral, Russia

I don’t believe in God. I believe in cashmere.

—~ Fran Lebowitz